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Rachael is ratchet. -M

remember, only pussies get sad at those animal commercials. do what you want even if its the entire football team :-)

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michaxl:

how do dogs go down stairs on all fours that shit is terrifying

(via sodamnrelatable)

lameborghini:

my throne
lets-fly-away-somewhere:

Tumblr on We Heart It.

guy:

wanderingthelibrary:

guy:

which way is the appropriate way to eat a popsicle in front of your parents

Step One: come in slow and tease

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Let the popsicle know how much you love ‘em and you’re parents will approve of this technique too, so take it slow and let your lips brush it to get the feel

Step Two: Go FAST SO FASt

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Don’t be afraid to show the popsicle you know how to have a good time and you’re parents well, the do seem like watchers if they were observing in the first place

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(Source: guy, via pizza)

merkkultra:

do men have resting bitch faces as well or do they not have negative characteristics ascribed to them for putting on a neutral rather than a deliriously happy facial expression

(via dig-adaytripper)

okaymofo:

you is kind
you is smart
you is an official Barbie baby-sitter

do you ever see a person you used to be friends with and you’re like “glad i got the fuck outta that one”

(Source: hitchups, via venussinfurs)

boguskudos:

If you ever see me freeze in public, I’m probably trying to figure out what song is playing

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I think the best moment in my life was when I was going to kick that guy’s ass on stage for touching that girl without her permission in our audience. I mean, like..I almost blacked out. I just saw it and I almost lost all conscious thought when I was singing. It was like I was possessed or something. I mean..how deluded are you as a man to think you can just claim ownership over a woman? This isn’t some kinky BDSM shit. This is your power hungry little dick acting out because you have issues.
by Kurt Cobain (via
whatevelyn)

(Source: talkingtodeadguys, via born-on-the-coldest-day)

friendlyneighborhoodgoth:

dirudo:

katara:

This is the guy that played Neville in Harry Potter.

i like his new wand 


OH.

(Source: hombresdesnudo2, via sodamnrelatable)

euo:

“I hope that when the world comes to an end, I can breathe a sigh of relief, because there will be so much to look forward to.”
Donnie Darko (2001) dir. Richard Kelly

wingedbeastie:

ironxwilled:

sovietxprincess:

If you’re a guy who likes looking at pictures of naked girls but loses respect for a girl if she posts a naked picture of herself, you can get lost

How many times can I reblog this

ETERNAL TRUTH OF THE UNIVERSE

(Source: princessxkaty, via born-on-the-coldest-day)

dashdrive:

why ya titty out

buttsec:

do u ever just look at your hand

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hollywoodsocialite:

I had sex w a “straight” guy wtf OMG

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